What makes you a true Papua New Guinean?

33 years na yumi go yet....any of these soun d familiar???

1 . When a Wanabe American talks about September 11, you confuse him by talking about September 16.
2. When Air Niugini's F28 flight is full, you still argue with the ticketing agent anyway at the d eparture gate.
3. When a four seater cab is full, you still squeeze in anyway, even if you have to sit on somebo d y's legs.
4. When there's a commotion out in the street, you race out to see what's happening, even if it's got nothing to d o with you.
5. When a Politician an d his cronies d rive onto an Airport Tarmac & attempt to stop an aircraft on the runway, they still maintain vigorously in court that they d i d n't break the country's laws. They even fin d a lawyer who d efen d s them.
6. The Bank Teller can let you suffer, stan d ing in line. The expatriate (European backgroun d ) who just walke d in can go straight to the counter..
7 . A security guar d at a major hotel function will stop you from entering if you are wearing thongs. He'll insist you go wear shoes. An expatriate (European) with thongs can walk in without a glitch. No, we are not talking racism, just character.
8 . Drinking beer means to keep it flowing until either the wallet is empty or there is no more beer within a 1000 metre ra d ius.
9. When a fellow country man in nee d asks for a K2 , you can give him K5 an d not worry about the change.
10 . A Supporter - If my team d oesn't win, it's because the referee is biase d an d ma d e all the wrong d ecisions so he d eserves a belting.
11 . Please throw the empty Coke can &! amp; plastic bag out of the car whilst I am d riving. It's okay, no nee d to look for a Rubbish Bin.
12. If a relative is working for a mining company, he is loa d e d with cash every d ay of the week. 13. If a neighbour runs out of foo d , you invite him over for d inner -no strings attache d .
14. Three guys can share the same towel -no probs.
15. Country in financial crisis -Noken busy, graun stap.
16. Policeman to petty Criminal - Smash his face & panel beat the rest of him; even if it means killing him before he is proven innocent in a court of law but never touch a Pollie or a Whiteman. 17 . The stylist clothes we have were worn three years ago in Australia , fresh out of the factory. 18. I will not allow School Chil d ren on my bus. They only pay 20 toea.
19. I d on't care if my car is roa d worthy or not, as long as it still runs an d belches smoke.
20. Even though I d on't know the bloke who just d ie d , I'll just show my face at the funeral house anyway as a way of respect of a passing soul.
21. That Street Lamp & the Give Way roa d sign look like goo d target(s) practice for stone throwing & who says only Dogs tip over Rubbish Bins?
22. Last week's newspaper is still as goo d as to d ay's.
23 . Yeah, let the d og come into the house!
24. The CDs I have are all copies an d most of them are scratche d anyway..
25. Never min d if the toilet paper runs out. I have plenty of ol d newspaper cuttings that coul d last a whole year.
26 . Tear open the Amoxylin capsule an d pour the contents on the sore. It will heal the sore fast.
27. I d on't care if it is In d epen d ence Day. I'm just gla d I d on't have to go to work to d ay.
28. To a PMV d river with his broken d own vehicle just where it broke d own, in the mi d d le of the roa d . "You @#$%&*? get your @#$%*? car off the roa d an d fix it somewhere. Ya mi save. As soon as I get it fixe d , then I will move it.
29. The list goes on...........won d erful to be a Papua New Guinean.

Happy 33r d In d epen d ence Day.